Aw, see, this is why you’re my favourite cousin!
It was my cousin Josh. He’s on dad’s side so I very much doubt you’ve ever met. He’s a massive dick, he’s the one I might have told you about who rang the police on his dad (for no reason) at my nan’s funeral.
I don’t think I could have held a conversation with him if I’d have been sober, I will remember this next time. Hope all the works going well and you’re remembering to both eat and breath!