Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Aw, see, this is why you’re my favourite cousin!
It was my cousin Josh. He’s on dad’s side so I very much doubt you’ve ever met. He’s a massive dick, he’s the one I might have told you about who rang the police on his dad (for no reason) at my nan’s funeral. 
I don’t think I could have held a conversation with him if I’d have been sober, I will remember this next time. Hope all the works going well and you’re remembering to both eat and breath!

Aw, see, this is why you’re my favourite cousin!

It was my cousin Josh. He’s on dad’s side so I very much doubt you’ve ever met. He’s a massive dick, he’s the one I might have told you about who rang the police on his dad (for no reason) at my nan’s funeral. 

I don’t think I could have held a conversation with him if I’d have been sober, I will remember this next time. Hope all the works going well and you’re remembering to both eat and breath!

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